Future Headline Friday: New York Bans Traditional Cooking in All New Construction
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CDC Director Rochelle Walensky Resigns After Disastrous Tenure That Leaves Public Trust in Shambles
Dr. Rochelle Walensky, Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, is resigning from her…
‘Next-Level USSR Stuff’: EU Backs ‘Great Reset’ Plan to Buy Out Dutch Farmers, Force Them Out of Farming For Good
The European Commission has approved a plan put forward by the Dutch government to buy out…
‘The Tonight Show’ Strikers Causing Fallon to Reach Into His Own Pocket and Foot the Bill: Report
After unionized writers went on strike Tuesday, causing many late-night shows to “go dark,” Jimmy Fallon…
3 killed by shooter on murderous rampage in Georgia
A man fatally shot three women in Moultrie, Georgia, on Thursday in two separate incidents. The…
Four J6 Defendants Convicted of ‘Seditious Conspiracy’ to Keep Trump in Power After 2020 Election
A federal jury in Washington, D.C. convicted four members of the Proud Boys, including former leader…
New Jeffrey Epstein Docs Expose Sex Offender’s Close Relationships with World’s Most Powerful Elites
Newly reviewed documents suggest that Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced financier and convicted sex offender, had close…
Harry Potter star: ‘Trust kids’ to trans themselves
With the glaring and brave exception of J.K. Rowling, the people involved with the Harry Potter franchise…
Billionaire buys Jeffrey Epstein’s private islands for new luxury resort
Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s private islands have been sold to a billionaire investor who plans to…
‘Kill ’em! Kill ’em!’ Former FBI Supervisory Agent Charged for Alleged Involvement in J6 Riot
A former F.B.I. supervisory agent, Jared L. Wise, has been arrested and charged with multiple misdemeanors…